Here I am

wish I was a dancer and that I've never heard of cancer.

dear all the pretty girls;

i hope you’re beautiful, big eyes are ripped out. and your perfect blonde hair catches on fire. maybe you’ll get some flesh eating disease. I hope all of your friends get sick of your humor and witty charm, and leave you. 

I’m fairly annoyed right now.

the earth is the head of god. god is fire in the head. i am alive as long as i have a fire in my head. my pulse is an earthquake. i am an earthquake.

Freddie Mercury plays such a great Nijinsky. 

This is such a cool dance!

oh, the things I would do to this man if the chance arose!! hahaha

oh, the things I would do to this man if the chance arose!! hahaha

(Source: jessria)

thefluffingtonpost:

Baby Seal Literally Redefines ‘Cute’
A baby seal has been discovered in South Georgia in the Sandwich Islands that is causing linguists to rethink current definitions of the word “cute.”  Current dictionary definitions of the term usually talk about cute thing being “pretty” or “attractive” in a “dainty” or “child-like” manner.  But experts argue that isn’t enough for this particular seal.
“This cuteness displayed in this baby seal is too much for the word to adequately described using its current definition,” said Aaron McLean of the Oxford Lexicographical Heritage Society.  According to McLean, dictionary editors are working on a new definition and hope it will be ready sometime in May 2014.
Via wili_hybrid.

thefluffingtonpost:

Baby Seal Literally Redefines ‘Cute’

A baby seal has been discovered in South Georgia in the Sandwich Islands that is causing linguists to rethink current definitions of the word “cute.”  Current dictionary definitions of the term usually talk about cute thing being “pretty” or “attractive” in a “dainty” or “child-like” manner.  But experts argue that isn’t enough for this particular seal.

“This cuteness displayed in this baby seal is too much for the word to adequately described using its current definition,” said Aaron McLean of the Oxford Lexicographical Heritage Society.  According to McLean, dictionary editors are working on a new definition and hope it will be ready sometime in May 2014.

Via wili_hybrid.